(dinner topic is “what did you learn from your mom that you want to teach your own kids”) Faitha: I want 3 kids so I can say “there is no I in team but there are 3 U’s in Shut the Fuck Up” Anna: I want to adopt, so I can be one of the […]
Faitha: I won a bunch of free stuff at the singing competition. I almost won the skate deck, but this boy beat me! Me: did you roundhouse kick him in the head? Faitha: No. Sierra: WHAT IS THE POINT IN YOU KNOWING KARATE THEN? ….. I laughed way more than was proper.
Faitha: *licks Applesauce’s face* Me: uh. Why are you licking the dog? Faitha: she licks us… Me: But you don’t have fleas. Faitha *slowly leans down, licks the dog’s face again while watching my face for reaction* … I got nothin.
Me: What does it mean that I have 18 pairs of fishnet stockings and not 1 single pair of pantyhose? Family: …*silence*… Faitha: It means you’re CLASSY! Family: …*laughs loud enough to startle the dog*… Me: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Me: time to get up! We have to be on top of the hill in an hour. Faitha: I’m trying to but I need motivated Me: What will motivate you? Faitha: I don’t know. Me: Hot breakfast? Faitha: No Me: Driving to the top of the hill in the van? (She got her permit Thursday) […]
I told Faitha she could ride up to Alchemy with me tomorrow, missing 3 days of school this week, if all of her teachers sent me a note in writing saying she would be able to make up her work without penalty. Not gonna happen for a 9th grader who wants to go play in […]
This episode of Ida TV was filmed in front of a live audience! Sierra and Faitha on the Euphoria Effigy Slide
Me: What did you guys do while I was gone? Faitha: oh right… You were gone! ….. Good thing I don’t have a fragile ego.
I found Faitha still asleep at 8:22 this morning. WIN: I got her showered, dressed, groomed, fed, and out the door by 8:45. LOSE: The bus ran 5 minutes early and I still had to take her to school.
There are so many things I’ve wanted to share over the last few months but have hesitated to put “pen to paper” and write here. I didn’t want to post and then look back again in 6 months and kick myself for not keeping up with it. But you know what? That’s just my internal […]