We were at Taco Bell in Maysville, Kentucky almost 22 years ago, with an EPT in hand. We bought it at Target in the same shopping center and it never even occurred to us to wait until we got home to take it. I wasn’t late, but for a few days my jeans had been uncomfortable […]
(dinner topic is “what did you learn from your mom that you want to teach your own kids”) Faitha: I want 3 kids so I can say “there is no I in team but there are 3 U’s in Shut the Fuck Up” Anna: I want to adopt, so I can be one of the […]
Faitha: I won a bunch of free stuff at the singing competition. I almost won the skate deck, but this boy beat me! Me: did you roundhouse kick him in the head? Faitha: No. Sierra: WHAT IS THE POINT IN YOU KNOWING KARATE THEN? ….. I laughed way more than was proper.
Sierra: “I wonder why Christmas Trees are colored green? … Oh … wait… it’s because they’re TREES! AWESOME. I know how trees work!” …. AP Physics student… doesn’t know why trees are green without having to think about it deeply…
Text message just received from Sierra: I really need to get better at talking under my breath. I made a girl feel bad because I corrected her work and she said “you know what I meant” and I mumbled “you’re still wrong” but everybody heard me and now everyone is looking at me like I’m […]
This episode of Ida TV was filmed in front of a live audience! Sierra and Faitha on the Euphoria Effigy Slide
Overheard in my front yard: Mark: You need to get off the crazy train. Sierra: Are you kidding me? I’m the frigging conductor of the crazy train. I can’t disembark or all of my friends will crash. Not sure what makes me more proud.. that she’s so responsible, or that she used the word […]
Me: Sierra, do you have Homework? Sierra: *Looks at her wrist, where she has all of her assignments written in pen, and starts listing off her homework assignments* …Good to see that Anna’s legacy lives on.