Occasionally, when you’re all alone and the house is quiet, you have blinding moments of realization that your children have infected your brain in ways that you can’t even comprehend.
If you ever wanted to know what really goes on in my house when nobody is home but me… it’s this. Just now… on my way to the kitchen to clip coupons… I stopped in my tracks when I realized I was doing the conga (YES ALONE) through the house quoting a Disney movie.
“No eating here tonight, no eating here tonight, no, no, no, eating here tonight, you’re on a diet!”
– Dory, Finding Nemo
Right… so on to the coupon thing.