There are so many things I’ve wanted to share over the last few months but have hesitated to put “pen to paper” and write here. I didn’t want to post and then look back again in 6 months and kick myself for not keeping up with it. But you know what? That’s just my internal bullshit voice talking. I pay for the hosting and the domain name. I can write every day or every year and who freaking cares? So… there… shut up, bullshit voice. I’ve got this.
There are things that happen in this family that I’m sure just don’t happen in other families. Why? Because we’re all insane. Even (especially?) the teenagers.
As proof… I would like to share a joke (????) that Faitha shared with us last week at dinner.
Faitha: Hey Mark! What do you a call a fish with no eye?
If you think we rolled our eyes instead of laughing hysterically, think again. Because… well… you just have to see.
As this is going on, a waitress (not our waitress… just A waitress) walks by and says “oh nice” as she goes. THEN, on her way back through, she stops by our table and says “FSH” and does the little swimmy thing at the kids… and THEY crack up.
Me (to the waitress): Can I please have a stronger drink?
Waitress: Not unless I get one first.
See… things that only happen on Ida TV.